eBay Seller Asking $1 Million For A Civil War Era Photo...

**™Boss Boy™** · 09-19-2011, 06:34 PM

...that proves Nicholas Cage is a vampire.

SEATTLE, Sept. 19 (UPI) – A Seattle-based eBay seller is asking $1 million for a Civil War-era photo he claims is evidence actor Nicolas Cage is a “vampire.” The seller, who goes by the name Jack Mord, said the photo depicts a man who is nearly identical to the Oscar-winning actor, the New York Daily News reported Monday. “Personally, I believe it’s him and that he is some sort of walking undead/vampire, et cetera, who quickens/reinvents himself once every 75 years or so,” the seller wrote on the eBay posting. “150 years from now, he might be a politician, the leader of a cult or a talk show host.” “My theory is that he allows himself to age to a certain point, maybe 70, 80 or so, then the actor ‘Nicolas Cage’ will ‘die’… but in reality, the undead vampire ‘Nicolas Cage’ will have rejuvenated himself and appeared in some other part of the world, young again, and ready to start all over,” Mord wrote. The seller said he will allow potential buyers to verify the authenticity of the photo, which was taken by Civil War-era photographer Professor G.B. Smith. “Any serious potential buyer will be allowed to have a photo expert of their choice examine the original photograph before any money changes hands,” he wrote.

smudgedude · 09-21-2011, 12:19 AM

cocaine is a helluva drug

**Mac** · 09-22-2011, 07:26 AM

**the real ill will** · 09-27-2011, 04:25 PM

**BayBoy** · 09-29-2011, 12:17 PM

holy shit

link??

09-19-2011, 06:34 PM	#1 (permalink)
™Boss Boy™ Retired Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: texas now mayne Thanks: 751 Thanked 995 Times in 852 Posts Rep Power: 7396	eBay Seller Asking $1 Million For A Civil War Era Photo... ...that proves Nicholas Cage is a vampire. SEATTLE, Sept. 19 (UPI) – A Seattle-based eBay seller is asking $1 million for a Civil War-era photo he claims is evidence actor Nicolas Cage is a “vampire.” The seller, who goes by the name Jack Mord, said the photo depicts a man who is nearly identical to the Oscar-winning actor, the New York Daily News reported Monday. “Personally, I believe it’s him and that he is some sort of walking undead/vampire, et cetera, who quickens/reinvents himself once every 75 years or so,” the seller wrote on the eBay posting. “150 years from now, he might be a politician, the leader of a cult or a talk show host.” “My theory is that he allows himself to age to a certain point, maybe 70, 80 or so, then the actor ‘Nicolas Cage’ will ‘die’… but in reality, the undead vampire ‘Nicolas Cage’ will have rejuvenated himself and appeared in some other part of the world, young again, and ready to start all over,” Mord wrote. The seller said he will allow potential buyers to verify the authenticity of the photo, which was taken by Civil War-era photographer Professor G.B. Smith. “Any serious potential buyer will be allowed to have a photo expert of their choice examine the original photograph before any money changes hands,” he wrote. __________________ [yt]yY219Omh_5o[/yt]

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